Andrew Reeves ([info]schizmatic) wrote,
@ 2008-04-25 08:40:00
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Laser Cannon!
So, as most people that I have excitedly bugged about this know, the U.S. Missile Defense Agency is in the process of building the airborne laser. The airborne laser is a laser cannon mounted in a Boeing 747 which will shoot down Iranian, Pakistani, North Korean, etc. nuclear missiles in the "boost phase," i.e. when the missile is a slow, easy to hit target. The Missile Defense folks have had enough setbacks that they're being very slow and cautious in how they go about this.

But they've finally assembled the laser in the airplane, and sometime next year will fly it around and test fire it.

But of course, my thoughts on this laser are more ambitious, viz...

We now have a working laser cannon. We also have an international space station. The next step rather suggests itself. We don't need this laser cannon mounted on a Boeing 747, we need to have it mounted on the International Space Station.

Pointing outward.




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[info]pigsnicket
2008-04-25 01:21 pm UTC (link)
One day, someone is going to take the space station hostage and use that laser cannon. And I will think back on this entry and realise that it's you!

You're just in grad school so that at the end you can call yourself The Professor when you try to take over the world, aren't you?

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[info]schizmatic
2008-04-25 02:11 pm UTC (link)
*Looks around* I don't know what you're talking about.

Sadly, my plans to be a DoD consultant for the Missile Defense Agency tend to fall down on the fact that I've got all of one semester of university math for non majors.

I just need an in...

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[info]o_susannah
2008-04-25 03:55 pm UTC (link)
There are at least two Centre students who did their undergrad degrees in math. Clearly you just need to combine your forces. Think of the possibilities.

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[info]schizmatic
2008-04-25 05:07 pm UTC (link)
*I* think that's a great idea, but I don't know if they share my agenda of a planet earth armed with laser cannons to defend against the alien menace.

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[info]pigsnicket
2008-04-26 04:38 am UTC (link)
Well you could just lie to them. It's what evil masterminds do, right? They have no scruples!

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